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Jeremy Howe & Absent Father & Last Man Standing

2012-01-27T03:16:00.000-08:00

Monday 30th January brings us a triple bill, with the main event being a talk by the BBC's Commisioning Editor of Drama, Radio Four, Jeremy Howe.

So get your questions ready: who do I send my radio play to? Do you listen to cds people have made of their own scripts, because you're so bored of reading them? When are you going to bring back Listen with Mother?

That kind of thing.

Then, to supplement the evening, come a brace of fifteen minute radio playlets by the two Marks, messrs. Lindow and Brown. Maybe he'll stick around to give them a listen.

Is Anything Broken?

2012-01-20T02:45:00.000-08:00

Monday January 23rd brings us a writer new to us, Dan Davies, but he isn't new to the real world. Indeed, a version of Is Anything Broken? is getting a hearing on Radio Four in the spring. So here's our chance to see the stage version. It's a comedy-drama, set in real time that uses momentum and the stuff of real life to build into a thrilling, pitch-black satire.

Here's the outline:

"Patrick, an architect catching a flight to give a major pitch, is settling down to enjoy a few moments of luxury in the executive lounge when he finds out his son has had an accident at school, a thread that will cause his tightly-stretched life to unravel, at a really inconvenient time.

Patrick and deputy architect Oriane now need every second their plane has been delayed to re-organise his over-complicated work and home life; juggling multiple simultaneous phone calls, the arranging of childcare, marital breakdown, call centre delays, emergency emails, overlapping commitments, and the jealousies and petty power plays between them - they enter a nexus of mind-bending stress. A hadron collider of obligation and commitment requiring ever faster decisions; the 10th circle of hell newly opened for the super-connected of the 21st century.

"Is Anything Broken" is about the fabric of our lives and the sacrifices our jobs demand, often so quickly we barely notice until it is too late. As such, it’s also a dramatic examination of F.Scott Fitzgerald’s suggestion that “action is character”.

Monday, 7.45 at the Phoenix.

Competition Play-Off

2012-01-13T03:05:00.000-08:00

Early January means only one thing to the P-P cognoscenti: The Play-Offs. We have three competitions a year, and the top two go through to the finals. Form means nothing now, it's winner take all, men from boys, sheep from goats. Last year I won one of the term comps and came last in the final, so I should know. It's all up for grabs. Game on.

The difference this time is that the pieces are a bit more rehearsed ( or could be, if some of the original casts are being used ) and anoynymity has been abandoned. We know who you are.

Monday 16th January. Fun starts at 7.45.

Celebrity News

2012-01-08T11:52:00.000-08:00

Some of you will have received the Celebrity Newsletter for the last year in your inboxes. Some of you won't, in which case, here it is, detailing the joys of the Christmas party, 2011's award-winners, and some of our more recent successes, as compiled by our chairman John Morrison.

Last Orders Please & The Lady from the Esplanade

2012-01-05T10:09:00.000-08:00

Yes, we're back! Monday January 9th at 7.45 in the usual place. In 2010 Peter McKelvey won the best comedy award. In 2011 he won the best play award. Can he complete a hat-trick in 2012 with this double bill of short stage plays? Come along to the Phoenix to find out.

Winter Programme

2012-01-03T06:01:00.000-08:00

It's up, in the usual space. Eagle-eyed readers may notice that some spaces haven't been filled. That's because they're still available, so if you have a piece ready to go, get in touch with the new Programme Secretary Mark Lindow.

Maurice Huggett

2011-12-22T04:51:00.000-08:00

I'm afraid there's been some bad news, as Maurice Huggett, our genial landlord, passed away on December 18th. There's a fond appreciation here, in the Daily Telegraph.

It's Christmas!

2011-12-08T07:31:00.000-08:00

Is is that time of year again? It does come around so quickly these days, doesn't it? A short play by Lo and Mo, Janice Day and her ukelele, poetry, songs and Silas Hawkins, a raffle and a pantomime from Tim Gambrell. And that's just a flavour. There is even some prize-giving. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without'em.

Monday, December 12th. Fun starts at 7.

Sweatbox

2011-12-02T04:39:00.000-08:00

At last! Owing to a waterlogged stage it got postponed from its initial reading. It got its reading, did well, and the call went out for some moolah to put it on. The dosh came in and Lexy Howe's two-hander set in a sauna is finally coming to the stage. It's at the Tristan Bates, and starts this Monday. Of course, you'll all be coming to P-P then, but it's on for the rest of the week too. Lexy didn't just write it, she's in it too. And there's a reduction for members when you book. The discount code is Lexy1.

The Lost Stradivarius

2011-12-01T02:36:00.000-08:00

December 5th brings us another musical without music from Katy Darby. That is, it's the book of a musical, so we don't get to hear the songs. This is exactly what Katy did last year with Girlfriends, and it was a riproaring success, winning the best play of the year award. Can she do it again? Come along on Monday at 7.45 to find out. It's a Victorian ghost story based on a novella by J. Meade Falkner who wrote Moonfleet, which later became the Fritz Lang movie. The characters have all got surnames like Maltravers and Gaskell, and I rather suspect it concerns a violin that goes missing. I could be wrong.

Hen Night - the review

2011-12-01T02:30:00.001-08:00

Here's Peter Thompson's report:

The Autumn Competition was staged on 21 November 2011 and the theme was HEN NIGHT. It was intended to provoke writers into providing lots of parts for our female acting members. And so it did: it was a pleasure to see Lucy Brooks, Christa Engelbrecht, Pandora McCormick, Hannah Mercer and Jane Osborne, among others, strutting their stuff. But the feminist cause suffered a little. A more suitable title might have been WOMEN BEHAVING BADLY, but there you go.
We had 10 titles in the coop and only one disqualification (for over-running). This was Mary Conway’s A BROODY STORY about a gathering of unfulfilled 30-something women whose evening was almost saved by the arrival of Daniel Dresner and James Sutherland.
Carrie Eden’s ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL was about a feisty trio preparing to indulge their passion for scantily clad men. Not Musketeers but, would you believe, Mosquitos! [193 points]. Just ahead, with 222 points, was Jan Harris’s ALL ABOUT EVE in which the bride’s girlfriends had to break the news to her that her bridegroom was gay. That came as no surprise to us in the audience having seen his gyrations; nor to the girl he was marrying, who knew exactly what she wanted. Just ahead of that [229] was AFTER THE BATTLE a tale of rape and pillage after the fall of Badajoz [1812, Iberian Peninsula War, keep up at the back there], told as only Giles Armstrong can tell it. The twist was that the sex-hungry militia were female conscripts, so Senora Andrea Kristina’s honour was saved, but Max Warrick was dragged from the cellar for a gang bang until mercifully the author called Time.
In fifth place, with 235 points, were A COMEDY IN FOUR SCENES by Jethro Dykes and MELTDOWN by Debbie Maya. In the former the party giver, Andrea Kristina again, spent all night practising her Shakespearian lines and was awarded the part at next day’s audition by a grateful Christopher Prior, grateful because it was the only line he had all evening. Meanwhile the overworked Max Warrick was making out in MELTDOWN, having casual sex with Suzie Kendall. Nice work if you can get it.
The two plays in third position with 260 points raised the tone a teeny bit. In Mark Brown’s WEDDING BELLS the bride-to-be was deeply ashamed of having touched a male stripper (yes it was Suzie Kendall in trouble again) and confessed it to her groom who was so deeply ashamed that he decided to dump her. In Peter Vincent’s DAY OLD CHICKS (aka A LIFETIME OF SHOWING OFF) Phil Philmar and Anthea Courtenay got a new start in life when their hen hatched a dinosaur.
Now for the final two. Would Bill Gordon be Cock of the Walk again with his NAKED VENGEANCE? Not this time: a mere 307 points. Philip (Philmar) Marlowe was lured into a girlie hen party in a frilly apron (nothing else) where his mother-in-law, Denise O’Leary, was waiting for him, and everything went black….. The winner, with 308 points, was a play by Kevin and Chris O’Connor that summed up the evening: BOAT HOUSE SLAPPERS. The scene is a pub where two hen parties are in progress, some ladettes getting drunk in one and some veteran players (Anthea and Elizabeth Yuill) in the other, celebrating a 50th something or other; and all of them waiting for their men to arrive. Eventually Smith Lowe turns up on his own and they all lay claim to him: he has apparently been servicing each of them in turn, unknown to the others. I said it wasn’t very edifying, but hey, it was an entertaining evening, brilliantly organised by our new Competitions Secretary, Fiona McGee.

A Reflection in Time

2011-11-23T06:15:00.000-08:00

Monday 28 November brings us the welcome return of Roger Mayhew. Here's his take on his new, hour long stageplay:

"Although Harold and his fiancée Amy live in different parts of the country they are in constant communication with each other. As the New Year dawns – a year of national celebration – they face the challenge of trying to plan their future together. The play charts the development of their relationship during this one year……".

It stars Fiona McKinnon and, after an even longer period away recovering from getting married, former actor of the year Tim Gambrell. Say hello to them all at 7.45 on Monday.

Hen Night

2011-11-17T01:52:00.000-08:00

It's that time again. Conkers, clocks going forward and the autumn leaves are the first signs, and the second is the John Lewis ad and the big displays at the supermarket. Yes, Winterval will soon be upon us, which means the term is nearing its end, which means it's... Competition Time! The time for all our writers to fight it out to the death, and our newest actors to show us what they are made of.

This term's theme is Hen Night. I'll be very disappointed if there isn't one piece at least about chickens. See you on Monday.

A Russian Play

2011-11-13T07:53:00.000-08:00

There was some confusion about the scheduling of "A Russian Play" last week. Well, it's on this week, Monday November 14th. It's by new writer John Thompson, and is a tragi-comedy set in Petrograd in 1916. It's already got a production lined up for The Lion & The Unicorn in Kentish Town from 7th Feb-26th Feb 2012. The parts include the following:

Fyodor: A consumptive, hyper-sensitive and very deluded writer in his twenties;

Alexei: A larger-than-life, mercurial revolutionary (also in his twenties);

Alosha: A naive young man from the country, who comes to Petrograd to seek his fortune;

Vladamir: A sinister secret service agent (in his early fifties ).

Come along on Monday at 7.45 to see what the good people of Kentish Town have in store for them.

Spring Chix Confidential & Don't Call Me Gran

2011-11-04T07:41:00.000-07:00

Two weeks after Brokeback Britain went down a storm, Player-Playwrights bring you another show that got cancelled from this year's Camden Fringe. Let me quote the press release:

The Spring Chix - Julia Collier and Clare Jones - have been flying around the comedy circuit in London and Margate and are now returning to their Camden Fringe nest for the third year running with an absolutely fab new sketch show.
'Chix Confidential' exposes the dark (overweight) underbelly of rampant youthfulness. Sexy cougars and puerile pussies purr their way into - and out of - cosmetically enhanced loveliness.
Their comic sketches and new 'dance' routines are not to be missed. Unless Clare dislocates a hip at her new Zumba classes or Julia falls off her bike again - but then for her it's just an achievement to be back in the saddle.
The Chix write and perform their own take on life, with additional writing by journalist Lyndsey Jones and cartoonist Judith Walker.
Julia and Clare have been writing and performing sketch comedy since 2005 and starred in The Seven Ages of Woman at the Camden Fringe last year and Super Birds Are Go! in 2009. The comedy duo have backgrounds in acting and dance: a young Clare danced on BBC tv's 'Come Dancing' before ballroom became cool. More recently, the Chix perfomed their sketches in revue at one of the oldest theatres in Britain, the Margate Theatre Royal, to local acclaim: 'I nearly wet my knickers'and 'I laughed and then cried'.

Then, after a short break, we will have a thirty minute radio pilot, Don't Call Me Gran by Ian Davidson and Peter Vincent. Aside from writing legendary TV comedy Sorry! they are the brains behind the current radio 4 smash When The Dog Dies which also stars Ronnie Corbett. So there must be a pretty good chance that this will also end up on the radio. Come along to P-P at 7.45 on Monday 7th of November to find out what all the fuss will be about.

"Quietly entertaining, brilliantly original"

2011-11-01T05:16:00.000-07:00

There is one week left to see Player-Playwrights first production - Country Life at the Old Red Lion. If you're poor, come on Thursday for Pay What You Can Night. If you're rich, you're welcome any time!

Barmy!

2011-11-01T05:13:00.000-07:00

Less than two years ago both Napoleon Ryan and Sherrill Turner went to Hollywood. This is one of the many things they've been up to.

The Maids

2011-11-01T04:24:00.000-07:00

It seems like only yesterday when I was writing about a production of the Maids starring a P-P member. Now along comes another one. This time it's Philippa Tatham at the Tower Theatre and it runs from November 15th to the 19th.

AGM

2011-10-28T04:09:00.000-07:00

Monday 31st October brings us the AGM. There will be a fair amount to discuss: new committee members, new Programme Secretary, Player-Playwrights' first ever production, maybe even a new venue. Come along at 7.45. It's free!

Brokeback Britain

2011-10-21T04:36:00.000-07:00

Two P-P shows got cancelled at this year's Camden Fringe. One for personal reasons, the other, because of the looters. Both are now a part of the Autumn Programme and the first, Brokeback Britain, is coming this Monday, October 24th to the Phoenix. Here's how the press release read back in August:

"Brokeback Britain is a satirical sketch show taking a skewed look at the Wild West State of UK 2011. Starring a government no one voted for, where all the banks have been robbed by the bankers and even the snake oil salesmen have been cut. Is Coalition Britain coalescing or falling apart? Are we turning into a cowboy country or the land of the free? Is Ed Milliband going to get an adenoidectomy? The show is a series of sketches about life under Dave and Nick. It's not merely political.

We'll look at how life is being lived in the Tenties. Is Western Civilisation having its last gasp? Will the cuts destroy us? Or the binge drinking? Or will the asteroid sneak in first? The tone is satire but the vehicle will be humour.

Brokeback Britain brings together a team of some of London's finest comedy writers and professional actors. It is produced by Eamon McDonnell and Tony Kirwood. Eamon has written two plays for the Camden Fringe: the sell-out 'Safe House' 2009 and 'Tell It Like It Is' 2010. Tony produced Sketchaholics at Westminster Reference Library last year. He has written for many UK and European sketch shows."

Has it changed? How has it changed? Last time, it would have cost you 9 pounds to see it. On Monday, it's just two. Be there.

Getting an Audience on the Fringe

2011-10-15T03:55:00.000-07:00

Monday 17th brings us a night of conversation. First up, Greg Tallent, who runs the London Fringe, will come and discuss the vexed issue of getting an audience. As someone whose own plays opens the next night, I shall be following this with keen interest. It's all very well begging friends and family, and sending press releases to all those websites and newspapers you've never heard of. But then what? Greg has confounded his critics when he set this up three years ago, and should be well worth listening to.

After that, there will be a discussion of what we all felt about this year's Camden Fringe: the highs and lows, trials and tribulations. Two of our plays have transferred, and one is getting published by Samuel French. Two got cancelled, one for private reasons, one because of looting.

Find out about all this and more, on Monday, 7.45 at the Phoenix.

Best of the Boroughs

2011-10-13T07:38:00.000-07:00

Eamon McDonnell's ceaseless production continues. He's been the script adviser/editor for Eastern Edge Film Fund, which is an umbrella film fund for the three boroughs of Redbridge, Barking & Dagenham and Waltham Forest, and at the recent Film London Bobs [Best of Boroughs] their three films were shortlisted for the 2011 Award ceremony held at Bafta on 7 September. Indeed, the Jury was so impressed by the quality of films entered that they added two further Highly Commended prizes for this year! And Eastern Edge Film Fund swept all four awards - Jury Prize, two HCs and the Audience award.
The films are also showing on Monday 24 October at the London Film Festival under the title London's Calling. However, they've now sold out, which at least means there is no dilemma for P-P members.

So, Hats off to Eamon!

Carthage

2011-10-04T12:05:00.001-07:00

Those of us who suffered the benefit of a classical education might recall the town of the title. All those wars with the Romans, stealing booty and the like. How many Punic wars were there, anyway? Well, October 10ths offering is not a prototype for a Toga saga, it's a contemporary urban drama. As Chris Thompson, its new-to-us writer explains:

"Who do you blame when no-one is guilty?

The Institutionalised take on the institution in this play about guilt, blame and the power of the human touch".

Return of Country Life

2011-10-04T12:00:00.000-07:00

Considering we had two of the P-P shows cancelled at this year's Camden Fringe, we've got a pretty good track record for those that actually made it to the stage. Pandora's Boxes made it to the Rosemary Branch, and my very own Country Life is now getting a transfer to the Old Red Lion in Islington. It's a three week run, from October 18th to November 5th ( that's right, it ends on Bonfire Night. There's an irony ).

Same cast, same play, different set. See you there, I hope!

Getting It Off My Chest

2011-09-29T03:34:00.001-07:00

Fresh from her triumphant role in Jan Harris's The fan and the STAR and the Star and the FAN at Rada, Janice Day now writes and plays a one hander based on her own memoir about surviving breast cancer.... I'm sure it's funnier than it sounds!

Anyway, it's on October 3rd at the Phoenix. If I were crass I could make puns about Phoenix from that flames, but I'm not that sort of person.

Sweatbox - the Production

2011-09-29T03:25:00.000-07:00

Lexy Howe's fine one act play which got a reading back in February last year is at last inching its way to its first production. All she needs is cash. Three thousand pounds to be precise. If you fancy being an angel, here's the place. Better than investing in gold, anyway.

Just One Day

2011-09-20T12:37:00.000-07:00

September 26 brings us one of the highlights of the term, a brand new full length stage play by Mary Conway, entitled Just One Day. Let Mary explain:

"The play is set in the kitchen/living room of a converted warehouse near the river in South London. It is late spring.

Inside the building, a disparate group of inhabitants struggle to survive in a hostile world. They have little or nothing in common but somehow conspire to form a kind of symbiosis that allows them steadfastly and determinedly to stay afloat.

Meanwhile in the street outside, a disparate horde of displaced individuals combine to wreak havoc and vent their anger on the world at large.

Into this world of misfits, comes Owen – fresh from greener pastures. Or is he? And what does a charismatic mate like Aston have to answer for? Also, what does a life size statue of Jesus have to do with a prostitute and the overfull rubbish bin?

The plays shows us the detail of just five people’s lives, in all their comedy and pathos, as – like thousands out there – they battle with the vagaries of circumstance, and shoulder the realities of dispossession".

7.45 at the Phoenix.

Another Triple Bill

2011-09-17T10:57:00.000-07:00

Always the way. You wait a long time for a triple bill, then along come two, one week after the last lot. Last week they came from a diverse set of sources, but this Monday they are all written by Louise Larchbourne, who has rejoined us recently after many a years absence. Let Louise explain:

"These scripts, one for TV and the other two for radio, emerged from a course I took in order to develop confidence in plotting and making people up. I took to it; of the three, Terence Gets it Out is a comedy with strong hints of the ridiculous – neatly reflecting my impression of life so far, and inspired by an Ayckbourn piece which puts it squarely in an English tradition.
Of the two radio playlets, one is a version of the other, taken to an extreme via the MO of Greek tragedy (more or less); it was written at high speed and with glee. I hope you enjoy them.

I’m developing a couple more as I type".

'Nuff said. Monday at 7.45 at the Phoenix.

Whatever Happened to Napoleon?

2011-09-16T02:31:00.000-07:00

A year and a half ago Napoleon left us for the promised land, seeking fame and fortune in Hollywood. Looks like he found it. Here he is, playing an evil British aristocrat oppressing the poor American colonists in a drama set in New Hampshire in 1770.

Won't be long before he's in Lethal Weapon 8, I'm sure.

Our Youngest Member

2011-09-16T02:29:00.000-07:00

Scripts wanted

2011-09-12T06:17:00.001-07:00

I just got this email, and think it will be on interest to all our theatre writers:

Lion Tamers Theatre Company Call For Scripts

Overview

Lion Tamers Theatre Company are looking for talented writers to submit their work for consideration for our first tour, planned for next autumn.
The tour will begin with a run at the Edinburgh Fringe next year followed by a tour of the North West in the autumn of 2012.
This is an amazing opportunity for emerging writers as well as established ones as the company is looking to develop in the area of new writing.
Although we are a new company we are hoping to offer reasonable fees to the successfull applicant as we discuss the project, however the major benefit is to raise the profile of the successfull applicant.
Although rehearsals and casting would be based in Manchester we are more than willing to accept work by writers countrywide.
To apply for this exciting opportunity please attach some samples of your work or else a complete script as the major factor in our decision will of course be the quality of the text.

The Brief

Although there is never a set criteria for play submissions we are looking favourably on plays which meets the following criteria.

 Small cast size
 Full length though capable of reducing to possibly 80 mins length in order to be edited for Edinburgh Fringe.
 Suitable for a broad general audience encompassing a broad variety of tastes.

Contact

Please send all submissions and samples of work to the following e-mail address.
foggy12345@hotmail.co.uk
For any information do not hesitate to call on 07767886145

Triple Bill

2011-09-08T01:43:00.000-07:00

September 12 at the Phoenix brings us a diverse selection. First up is the return of Jethro Dykes. He gave us some poems last term all concerning the wacky world of acting. Among the appreciation were a few brickbats saying they didn't rhyme enough. Has Jethro changed his ways? Find out on Monday, at 7.45.

After that comes a fifteen minute monologue from Nick Myles, entitled Friends Like Steve. Nick also debuted this year, with the full length stage play Anna's Eyes. This monologue, "the story of Lee, an ordinary bloke whose chance encounter with an old friend has unexpected consequences" is about to get a full performance at the Fifteen Festival at the Space later this month, and is being held out of competition ( as they say at Cannes ). That is to say, rather as with Jethro's pieces, the discussion will be informal, and without marking sheets.

Then, to round things off, we have Debbie Maya's first play for us. I say first, but she has won the competition this year already, so she is no novice to writing. Her piece, The Foot of the Bed, concerns "Delia, who is dying in hospital. At the foot of her bed are her deceased grandparents Bert and Reen who are waiting for her to pass over and take her soul on its journey..."

Kiss

2011-09-06T09:01:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time it was Kiss and Tell. But five years on, it's been rewritten, revamped and now it makes its debut, tonight at 7.30 at the White Bear, for one week only. It stars our very own Teak Show thesps Johnny Hansler and Jacqui Stirling, and is written by our very own Ritchie Smith.

Venetian Blinds

2011-08-31T00:28:00.001-07:00

Hello, hello, we're back again! There's a whole new programme, published in the usual space, and the first piece is a stage play originally scheduled for July. It's called Venetian Blinds, and is by Peter McKelvey. Here's the blurb, as written by his own good self:

"VENICE, A PALACE, A FABULOUSLY RICH, GENEROUS, AND ATTRACTIVE MISTRESS. WHAT MORE COULD A PLAYWRIGHT WANT? TALENT? OH COME ON NOW, YES COME ON AND FIND OUT ON MONDAY EVENING AT PLAYER PLAYWRIGHTS".

7.45 at the Phoenix.

Return of Pandora's Boxes

2011-08-29T05:41:00.000-07:00

You can't keep a good play down. Barely has the dust settled on the production at the Etcetera when it rises once again from the grave like another sequel in the Friday the Thirteenth series. Put a stake through the play's heart, freeze him in ice - still he comes back.

There have been one or two cast changes - our very own Victoria Johnston takes one of the female leads, and if they had an up to date photo, would be seen here. But otherwise it's the same play. Same director, same script, and same writer. It's a three week run too, so now you have no excuse.

August 30th till September 17th, at the much more use friendly times of 7.30 Tuesday to Friday, 7 on Saturday, and 6 on Sunday.

Country Life - the Reviews

2011-08-22T04:16:00.001-07:00

Well that's done and dusted. Thanks to all who came along, and to all those who helped make it possible. Here's some of the reviews:

"The dialogue recalls the understated dryness of Alan Bennett..."

"a sharply acid comedy"

"more twists and blind alleys than by the waterways of Venice".

"Everybody must go and see this thoroughly entertaining production. Now".

Too late! But it may come back. Stay tuned...

Country Life

2011-08-12T01:20:00.000-07:00

So here we go. The carnage of the last few days may have put a spoke in some of the Fringe, but there aren't too many shops in Malet Street, which means Player-Playwrights debut production, Country Life, is going ahead. It features Marji Campi, Chris Bearne, and David Forest as the three oldsters fighting it out in Devon. Here's Marji:

And here's Chris:

I'd now show one with David in, but I simply can't find one on youtube. I bet he's in there somewhere, though. Anyway, he's good.

They all are. Good director, good set, good venue. The script isn't so bad, either, though maybe I'm biased. It runs from Monday 15th to Saturday 20th. Do come along. Ten quid for normals, seven for students. Not bad for a full length play. If we break even, then maybe P-P will do this again. If not, well I hope at least some of you come and visit me in my debtor's prison.

Pandora's Boxes and other Goodies

2011-08-08T08:11:00.000-07:00

The Camden Fringe is up and running now. Love and Other Games may have ended, but this week there are three openings. the fan & THE STAR & the star & THE FAN, which I mentioned last week, opens at 7 tonight at Rada. Before then, though, is the stage version of Pandora's Boxes, by Denise O'Leary. Last time around it was a radio play. It narrowly missed being put on radio four, instead settling for the unusual surrounds of Resonance FM. Now it's back with the same director, Dimitry Devdariani, but a whole new cast. And it's on at the Etcetera. Four thirty in the afternoon, but we all need an excuse to take the afternoon off, don't we?
Then, for two nights only, comes Eamon McDonnell, in tandem with Tony Kirwood, making his third appearance in three years. This time it's a satirical take on contemporary mores. i.e. a series of sketches. Brokeback Britain starts on Tuesday 9th, again at the Etcetera. Peter Thompson is intending to see all three shows in the same day. Why don't you join him?

the fan and THE STAR and the star and THE FAN

2011-07-27T03:07:00.001-07:00

Some of us with good memories will remember the Fan, by erstwhile Playwright of the Year Jan Harris, which got a reading and further exposure at our showcase, back in the midst of time. Now it's back, in a new production, with a bigger, grander name that reflects it's bigger, grander themes. It stars two Player-Playwright alumni, Janice Day, the celebrated ukeleli-ist, and A.N. Other. ( i.e. I don't know who ) as a Polish taxi driver. Joining them in Jenny Logan, also known as, the Shake and Vac lady.

Here's a teaser.

It starts August 8 and runs to the 13th, 7pm every night at RADA's John Gielgud theatre, Malet Street London WC1E 7JN Box Office 020 79084800. Or, you can book tickets here.

Love and Other Games - the production - UPDATED

2011-06-30T03:34:00.000-07:00

The Camden Fringe is almost upon us, and Lisa Fulthorpe's Love and Other Games had a trial run at the Phoenix Artist Club earlier this month. In case you don't remember its very successful reading in April in the very same venue, here's a reminder. They are:

"Four bite-sized comedies about contemporary relationships. A chance encounter, a suburban party, a family meal and a one-night stand are the arenas for these two-handers exploring the games lovers play.

Brutally funny and true to life they’re by award-winning Smack The Pony writer Lisa Fulthorpe. Follow Love and Other Games on facebook or Twitter us @otherlovegames"

I went to see it, and enjoyed it a lot. I can't go next week, because I'm rehearsing Country Life, but that's no excuse for you. So, go along to what happens to be the opening production of this year's Camden Fringe, at the Etcetera Arms. It's Monday 1 to Thursday 4th, starting at 4.30 p.m. So leave work early!

Up In Court - the results

2011-06-28T09:19:00.000-07:00

For those who couldn't be there, and for those who did and would like to recapture that glorious, if sweltering, evening, here, is a report on what happened, written by Peter Thompson. You'll see it in the next programme, but they won't be published till August, by which time it might become a distant memory. Anyway...

Six authors were UP IN COURT on 27 June for a variety of misdemeanours. THE PARADISE ISLANDS by Peter Vincent should be mentioned first because it was the only drama set in a recognisable court of law: a civil claim brought against Phil Philmar for serial plagiarism, mostly from TS Eliot. Regrettably it over-ran. This may have been due to the time spent on unavailing efforts to call McCavity to give evidence and on the defendant’s protracted death-bed scene which included floating down a brook, being bitten by an asp and ending with a whimper.

The other play to be disqualified for excessive length was RATTUS NORVEGICUS by Kevin Connor, in which Chris Prior played a Yorkshire rat-catcher (in dialect) and his lady barrister, Fiona McKinnon, tried to find excuses for his frightening Lady Titbury to death by invading her bedroom dressed as a giant rat.

Of the rest, Debbie Maya’s REDEMPTION DAY came fourth with 130 points. It was a trial-in-heaven case in which Giles Armstrong gave a terrifying performance as an unrepentant Adolf Hitler. Bill Gordon’s A SQUEAK IN THE NIGHT made third place. There was an exciting moment when Mrs Hudson (Eilzabeth Yuill, of course) knocked out Inspector Lestrade with a rolling pin, followed by an even more exciting one when the Hound of the Baskervilles (PV’s finest role) bounded in and slobbered all over Sherlock Philmar until dispatched with Watson’s service revolver and 172 points.

In second place we had Giles Armstrong back in form with OFF WITH HER HEAD, a bizarre application to the Chancery Court for the Duchy of Clarence, by the very eloquent Hannah Mercer, for the sealing of an ancient writ of damnosa aeternam that would allow her to be beheaded with a samurai sword. You may wonder, as did our golden oldies Colin Pinney and Richards Evans, how such things could be: but if you had been in the audience you would have understood the necessities of the plot and approved the award of 173 points.

Way out in front, with 190 points, was CROWN VERSUS CROWN by Carrie Eden. This proved to be a re-run of a sub plot of Midsummer Night’s Dream, a custody dispute over the child of, as it turned out, the two advocates Karl Niklas and Sakuntala Ramanee. The latter had the compelling lines “No advocate am I, but like sweet Portia, Am no better than I oughter”! Judge Colin Pinney rounded off the proceedings by bidding us “And so all to your bowers fly; Go forth, my lieges, multiply”. And so we did.

Up In Court

2011-06-22T01:20:00.000-07:00

Monday 27th June brings us the final date of the summer programme, though of course there's still two meetings of the Conway-Mayhew Collaboration to come, as well as numerous appearances in Camden and elsewhere during August. Being the final night, it's also Competition Time, and this term's theme, Up in Court, seems to have proved more taxing than usual. Perhaps that's because the requirement that each playlet has to be set in a courtroom has restricted the imagination of our trusty writers. There's less wiggle room than before, when we allowed the writers to use the title simply as a basis for whatever he or she fancies. At any rate, there are fewer entries than usual, but that has its virtues. With only six entries, maybe there won't be so much head-scratching among the voters as we all try and remember what on earth that second play was all about, and did we really enjoy it.

So, come along on Monday at 7.45 and find out if quality really is better than quantity.

Collaboration Delayed

2011-06-22T01:16:00.000-07:00

Owing to a variety of circumstances, the first meeting of the long-heralded Collaborative Project by Roger and Mary has had to be postponed. Instead of taking place this Friday, 24th June, it will meet on Monday July 11th, with a follow-up on the following Monday, 18th. Both will start at the slightlier earlier for us time of 6.30 p.m. And as Roger so helpfully points out in the comments, they are at our old home of the Green Man pub in Great Portland Street, not at the Phoenix.

The Time Traveller's Mother & Balls

2011-06-16T05:12:00.001-07:00

Another Monday and another double bill. Starting the evening is another one act play by the ever prolific, and busy, Eddie Coleman. When he isn't writing plays he's helping direct other people's, which is why we haven't seen him in the Phoenix of late. However, you can't keep a good man down, and that's why he's back on the 20th with the Time Traveller's Mother. I read it back in November, and can't remember a thing about - except that I really liked it. That's commendation enough, no?

Then, for the main event, we have the first episode of a sitcom by new writer Chris Miller. It was originally entitled Sexism in the City, which tells you quite a lot. Lads on the pull, in other words. But it's now been retitled and rewritten to within an inch of its life. Will it work? Can it make that fabled 8.30 BBC1 slot on a Friday evening now that My Family is being consigned to the ash-heap of history ( ITV 3, UKGOLD, Dave, and a DVD remainder store near you )?

Come along on Monday and find out.

Collaborative Project

2011-06-15T05:04:00.000-07:00

Over the last few weeks Mary Conway and Roger Mayhew have been getting feedback on their idea of a collaborative project which would enable writers and actors from the group to work together on a devised play or plays over a period of nine months to a year. The aims of the project would be:

1. To extend opportunities for working together and social interaction beyond Monday nights
2. To entice our playwrights into a collaborative process which mirrors real life play production
3. To work creatively with our actors to develop and produce a play
4. To enable our playwrights to enhance their skills and experience through facilitated sessions in theme, characterisation and structure
5. To enable our actors to enhance their skills and experience through research, improvisation and play development
6. To develop a piece of theatre that showcases a range of skills from Player Playwrights and demonstrates to the wider world our commitment to new writing

Any productions arising from this process would be credited to Player Playwrights but would identify all those who had contributed.

The project will fall into eight stages of development:

Stage One
A facilitated session or sessions with interested playwrights to develop a theme or themes for a showcase play or plays.
Expected outcome: Synopsis or series of ideas for a play or plays; establishment of sub groups for Stage 2
Timing: One or more sessions over an agreed period, beginning summer 2011.

Stage Two
Sub groups meeting to develop the structure of a play or plays with accompanying ideas, potential script samples and character descriptions.
Timing: September-October 2011

Stage Three
Sub group meetings to prepare briefings based on the agreed theme(s) and characters for use in development sessions with actors.
Timing: October 2011

Stage Four
A series of research and improvisation sessions with actors to build the characters and dramatic conflict of the play.
Timing: Agreed number of sessions October 2011-January 2012

Stage Five
Production of a written draft script/scripts based on the actors’ improvisation .
Timing: End February 2012

Stage Six
Intensive script work with the team of playwrights to arrive at the final script or scripts.
Timing: March 2012

Stage Seven
Reading(s) at Player Playwrights.
Timing: May 2012

Stage Eight
Review of progress with PP Committee to identify future potential for the play or plays and to consider possible production.
Timing: June 2012

Conclusion
This project would extend and diversify the work of Player Playwrights and could offer some interesting development sessions for actors and playwrights alike. At any stage of the process, we would review progress and adapt as necessary.

And it's happening. Taking the bull by the horns, the first meeting will be on

Friday 24th June
6.30-9.30
Phoenix Artists’ Club
1 Phoenix Street, Charing Cross Road, WC2H 0DT

ALL INTERESTED MEMBERS ENCOURAGED TO COME AND PARTICIPATE

Please bring a pen and notepad.

If you would like to talk to either Roger or Mary, you can contact them on:

rogermayhewplays at yahoo dot co dot uk
mary dot conway3 at btopenworld dot com

A Change of Programme

2011-06-12T07:47:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, owing to a scheduling clash, the summer programme has had to be changed, with the whole of the July being cancelled. Its two scheduled readings will now take place in the autumn. Sorry about that.

Hong Kong ( Via Earls Court )

2011-06-08T03:08:00.000-07:00

June 13th brings us a double bill. First up are a few poem written by debutant Jethro Dykes. Then, there's a one act play by Kevin Connor with the curiously titled whimsical drama Hong Kong ( Via Earls Court ). This is Kevin's second appearance wtih P-P. Last October he amused us with the eccentric, and ribald The Patient. Will It live up to the promise we have come to expect from those difficult second plays? Will it even surpass all expectations? Come along on Monday and find out.

Funny As Hell

2011-06-02T02:57:00.000-07:00

After the week off we are back with a vengeance in the shape of Funny As Hell, the screen version of Goodbye: The Afterlife of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, which received its world premiere some, three, four, five (?) years ago at P-P and has since toured the world and elsewhere. Written by Johnny Hansler and Clive Greenwood, and starring the very same, it's a wild and zany comedy set in hell, with Mr. Cook having just died, and finding himself in company of his former sparring partner. Think Jean-Paul Sartre meets Beyond the Fringe.

I saw it in its first P-P incarnation, then went along to see it performed at Leicester Square Theatre, so it'll be intriguing to see how it's changed. It's certainly a snappier title. Is it a snappier script? Come along on Monday 6th June, and find out.

Turbo Tina - the website

2011-05-30T03:55:00.000-07:00

Just because he's getting married on Saturday doesn't mean it's all confetti and canapes for Tim Gambrell. Far from it, in collaboration with partner ( a different one from the one he's marrying ) Andrew Hyde he's been busy setting up a website dedicated to what some of us regard as his finest moment - the sci-fi radio sitcom Turbo Tina. There's a brand new episode, and a pdf of the whole series pitch. Why have they set it up? Because they want feedback before they hit the industry with it. So, go listen, have a chortle, then gather your thoughts into a coherent whole, and give them your advice.

Not a bad way of spending a wet bank holiday.

Face It

2011-05-26T00:34:00.001-07:00

So there's no show on Monday 30th May as it's yet another bank holiday, but just because there isn't a reading, it doesn't mean that the good people at P-P aren't working. Sam South finally gets to see the film she wrote fifteen years ago, Tim Gambrell celebrates his forthcoming nuptuals with another sketch performance for Rhubba, and Clive Greenwood gets to act in J.B. Priestley's The Linden Tree.

Enjoy the sunshine.

"Writing to the Moment" & N10

2011-05-19T00:54:00.000-07:00

On Monday 23 May we have a double bill. The first is a talk, and it promises to be one of our best yet. It's going to be given by Steve Waters, and is entitled “Writing to the Moment”. As well as lecturing students on the degree course at Birmingham University, Steve actually writes real, produced plays which have been performed at a variety of theatres including the Crucible in Sheffield, Hampstead, the Donmar Warehouse, and West Yorkshire Playhouse. His latest, Little Platoons, opened at the Bush last year, and got this glowing encomium by none other than Francis Beckett, who wrote last week's play, American Go Home. Small world, eh?
And that's just the start of the evening. After that we get the long-awaited P-P debut by our very own Publicity Secretary Ninaz Khodaiji. It's called N10, and is a sitcom set among the dubious weirdoes who live in that part of North London.

7.45 at the Phoenix.

American Go Home

2011-05-11T01:25:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since Francis Beckett graced us with his presence. But now he's back with another one act play currently called American Go Home. I don't know what it's about, but given Francis' track record, I'm thinking political satire. One thing I do know is that he isn't too crazy about the title. So come along on Monday 16th May and hit him with your best shot.
7.45 at the Phoenix Arts Club.

The Colouring Book

2011-05-03T05:06:00.000-07:00

It seems like only yesterday ( actually, it was six weeks ) since Sandy Nicholson brought us Word of Mouth. Well now he's back with The Colouring Book. As his website so helpfully explains:

It's a one act play in which:

"Four women are involved in a psychological experiment, in which they are each told the same story, and then given half an hour to talk to one another before they must repeat it back to the experimenter, wherein it will be examined for the differences between their versions".

You can even read a sample. But I'm not going to as I want to come to it fresh-faced. See you on Monday 9th May at 7.45.

Summer Programme

2011-05-03T05:01:00.000-07:00

Is up in the usual spot. The usual mixed bag of goodies to keep us warm during the summer.

A Guy at Work Story

2011-04-29T02:22:00.000-07:00

Some of you may be taking the day off to watch something on the telly. But for others, the work continues, and for Eddie Coleman, it's just another day at the office as he puts on yet another play, hot on the heals of his P-P reading for Barbara Finds Happiness. It's called A Guy at Work Story, and is on at the Red Lion Theatre in Islington, for three performances only, once on Friday May 6th and twice on Saturday May 7th. Be there!

Wedding Fever

2011-04-14T02:08:00.000-07:00

With Easter so late this year, it's been one of the longest terms on record, but finally, on Monday April 18th we end with our traditional competition, and being all topical and up to date our theme is Wedding Fever, as the nation gears up to celebrate a moment that will unite the races and classes as we all share in their happy day.
Yes, Ed Miliband is doing the decent thing at last. Ten scripts, but there can only be one winner. Who will it be? Come along to the Phoenix at 7.45 to find out.
In the mean time, here's footage from an earlier time. Happy days indeed.

Love and Other Games

2011-04-06T02:06:00.000-07:00

Members who printed out the programme when it was first published may have been expecting a play by Francis Beckett. Hold your horses. The great man has been busy with one thing and another so we're keeping it for next term. However, in its place comes a portmanteau of comedy plays entitled Love And Other Games by P-P legend Lisa Fulthorpe. I say legend not only because I have never met her, but because she is also a member of longer standing than I, and she's written an episode of Doctors and contributed sketches to Smack the Pony which I used to like, back in the day.

Let Lisa explain:

"Relationships promise much, but rarely deliver. You might crave a moment of bliss or a lifetime’s worth, but how often does it work out like that? They often feel like a game: with two (or more) players and rules that constantly change.
I’ve written these plays, all comedies, some light, some darker, with the idea that relationships are secret deals between two people right from the start, with neither side really knowing what the other one wants.
They explore what happens if that deal gets broken and how characters behave next: Back-down? Compromise? Forgive? Lie? Betray? Avenge. . .?
Central to this is that all the characters have something at stake: their future happiness, their security, freedom, sanity; their finances, their families, their senses of self, their need not be alone in the world. Some have a lot more at stake than others.
The characters inhabit familiar worlds (the one night stand, the dirty weekend, the sub-urban party, chance encounters, domestic bliss. . .) and they are at different stages in life (from young to old). They are, for the most part, heterosexual, but they don’t have to be".

Is your appetite well and truly whetted? Then come along on Monday 11th April.

Man by the Lake & A Bed Made for Love

2011-03-30T06:44:00.000-07:00

Spring in the air, there's magic everywhere, when you're young and in love. And there's plenty of magic and love at Player-Playwrights on April 4th, with a double bill by Maryse Addison. Maryse may be yet another writer making her debut with us, but by industry standards she's a grizzled veteran. A TV director and producer from way back, who has written about such varied subjects as polar bears and Nazis, she's now gracing us with a double bill of radio plays. Man by the Lake is a very atmospheric tale of spooky goings-on when a woman starts to have visions of a man... by a lake.

And a Bed Made for Love is a lighter, romanticish comedy about a couple on honeymoon. I'm afraid to warn you that there's even a dash of sex involved. But we like that, especially on radio. They clock in at thirty minutes and twenty minutes respectively, so there's plenty of time for the readings, the discussion, and then a cup of cocoa at home where we can all calm down at home watching Paxman on Newsnight.

Competition Closed

2011-03-30T06:40:00.000-07:00

Just for the record, in case you are scribbling away, we already have ten entries for the Wedding Fever competition. So, keep it for next time. Or, if you've already finished it but not sent it in and don't think it can be rewritten for our inevitable Olympic Fever contest for the next summer, we may have it done out of competition early next term, if I'm feeling generous. But this has proved to be a popular theme - everybody loves a wedding, don't they?

Macbeth

2011-03-29T01:40:00.000-07:00

Some of the more educated among you may have heard of Macbeth, often referred to by theatrical folk as The Scottish Play. Well now we have what will no doubt go down in history as The African Play, as our very own Eamon McDonnell has taken Shakespeare's tragedy, cut out the boring bits, and moved the action to the Ancient African civilization that was the Benin Empire - "giving this famous tale an original and engaging twist". ( well that's what he thinks ) "This production delivers, both visually and culturally, a very exciting performance, fusing the original violent tale with a new setting and context - bringing the vibrancy of Africa to the stage".

It's playing at the Greenwich Playhouse and runs for almost four weeks. First night is Tuesday April 7th, and continues till May 1st.

Be there.

After After the Accident

2011-03-29T01:21:00.000-07:00

For that matter we haven't seen much of Julian Armitstead lately, what with him writing international award-winning plays that get onto Radio four and all. Indeed, that isn't all. After the Accident is touring this spring, c/o REM Projects, and has even got some dosh from the Arts Council England. It's having a preview at the Oxford North Wall Friday and Saturday April 1-2, and thereafter at the Bristol Tobacco Factory for two weeks. London audiences will be able to catch up with it at the Soho Theatre Upstairs from June 6th-19th. And if you don't get to see it, you can always order a copy from Methuen.

The Sea Lovers

2011-03-29T01:16:00.000-07:00

Gambo's back! We may not have seen too much of the great man lately, but to compensate we can always listen to him. Here he is, acting in another Rhubba Radio sketch. Left click to listen or right click to download.

Doorway & Word of Mouth

2011-03-24T01:45:00.000-07:00

Monday March 28 brings us a double bill of debuts. First up is a short ten minute play by previous P-P Actress of the Year Nicola Hollinshead, entitled Doorway. It's a two-hander, and will also feature a pair of newbie thespians, Eileen Pollock and Max Warrick. After a brief and hopefully lively discussion, we'll then turn to the evening's main entertainment, Sandy Nicholson's Word of Mouth.

What's it about? Well, according to Sandy's rather impressive website, it's "A one hour drama following the work and personal lives of a group of people who work to put on a nightly radio comedy hour, exploring their relationships with each other, and with their profession. We follow the presenters, writers, producers and the tech team, as they try to work under pressure, keep their personal lives together, and deal with what comes from being only fractionally famous".

I haven't read it myself, but it came with a very favourable mentor's report, from someone who is often hard to please. So that's a commendation!

7.45, at the Phoenix Arts Club.

Memorabilia

2011-03-17T02:26:00.000-07:00

One of our most prolific writers, Roger Mayhew, makes a welcome return with Memorabilia, a stage play about the aftermath of a death in the family. Roger tackled the same issue in The Mourning After a few years ago. Let's see how different this variation on a theme is. The play takes place over three time periods 1981, 1995 and 2011, and the cast contains Clive Greenwood, Lynne O’Sullivan, and both making their P-P debuts, Eleanor Lamb, and a man who joins that select few who have twice played Bond villains, David de Keyser. Let's hope he gets the opportunity to sit down and stroke a nice and cuddly white cat on his lap, while plotting world domination.

Come along on Monday 21st March at 7.45 to find out.

Houseparty of the Dead 6

2011-03-16T05:57:00.000-07:00

People often come up to me and ask me: who exactly was that gorgeous, sexy creature who starred in that play of yours from last year, Siren? I tell them, Glenn Speers. They then say, no the other one, to which I respond: Paula Gilbert. Now for those who haven't seen her performing lately, here she is, acting her socks and much else off as a lesbian pursued by hungry zombies, in the short horror movie Houseparty of the Dead 6. Don't worry, you don't have to watch all the predecessors in this illustrious series, they're self-contained. She filmed this the week Siren ended. If you watch it closely, you can even see some of the same costumes.

Houseparty of the Dead 6 from eds209 on Vimeo.

D

2011-03-10T00:36:00.000-08:00

There are many works of art that have a letter as the title. For starters, there's the Booker-Prize winning novel G, by John Berger. In the sordid world of rock and roll the letter L has been used for albums by both the art school rockers Godley and Creme and the king of glissando Steve Hillage. ( If you like that sort of thing you should buy them, they're both terrific ). And in the field of motion pictures there is M by Fritz Lang, Z by Costa Gavras, and O, the Othello reworking starring Martin Sheen and Julia Stiles.

Will Giles Armstrong's D join this illustrious elite of artistic excellence? I don't see why not. I haven't read it, and have absolutely no idea what it's about. All I do know is it's a fifty minute stage piece, and that Giles has got to be just about our keenest critic. Have we ever had a piece without Giles raising his hand to comment afterwards? Now's the time for all our embittered writers with long memories to get their revenge.

What higher recommendation do you need?

Monday 14th of March, 7.45 at the Phoenix.

Sheep and Goats

2011-03-03T00:39:00.000-08:00

Monday March 7th brings us a new play by a new writer, Michael O'Brien. Michael is currently working in Spain, but is making a special trip to oversee this reading. Because of the travel arrangements it's been trickier than usual getting this piece together, but I like to think it's worth it. It's a fifty minute satire on religious cults, has a big cast, and presents Silas Hawkins with a challenging lead role as Anton the man in search for meaning.

Come along at 7.45 and enjoy. Warning, it does contain copious amounts of swearing, but I like to think it's essential rather than gratuitous.

Michelle Flower and Dreadfeathers Farm

2011-02-23T06:12:00.000-08:00

Monday 28th February brings us one of the highlights of the year. First is Michelle Flower, one of the brains behind the Camden Fringe, who is coming to give us a talk in which all your questions about this most magnificent edifice get answered. Come along, be inspired, and put your own play on this August. It's that simple!

Then, comes a tv sitcom pilot co-written by Peter Vincent and Dana Morgan entitled Dreadfeathers Farm. If you know who Peter is then he needs no introduction. If you don't, then you should. You'll almost certainly have laughed at something he's written, unless you're very young, in which case you should be in bed, or you've never owned a tv, in which case you have come to the wrong place. Check this lot out. And Dana? She's relatively new to this writing game. But if she's good enough for Peter, she's good enough for the rest of us.

Come along on Monday. First for wisdom, then for laughter.

The Burning Times

2011-02-23T06:06:00.000-08:00

I mentioned it a fortnight ago, but a debut radio play by one of our members is always worth another plug. The writer is Helena Thompson, and her play The Burning Times is on Radio 4 on Friday at 2.15. Give it a listen.

Anna's Eyes

2011-02-17T05:32:00.000-08:00

Monday 21st February brings us what I think it's fair to call a psychological thriller with socio-cultural references. That is, it's about the world of contemporary art. I read it a while back, and found it spooky.
It's a full length stage play, and is written by a P-P debutant, Nick Myles. Nick has recently completed City University's Scriptwriting MA, and was awarded a Distinction. Indeed, the main constituent of the MA was write a full length play. Anna's Eyes is the result. So come along on Monday, and see if the tax-payer has got his moneyworth.

74 Georgia Avenue

2011-02-17T04:38:00.000-08:00

As some of you may already know, Daniel Dresner is performing in a play in March, in a play by Murray Schisgal. I must declare an interest - it's being directed by Paul Blinkhorn, who did a brilliant job on my own play Siren, back in August. As part of the fun, you can hear Daniel and some of the others being interviewed on the internet radio station Jnet between 6.00pm and 9.00pm tonight on the show "Livingston's World" by our very own Debbie Maya.

The play is 74 Georgia Avenue, and it's on at the New End Theatre, Hampstead on 9 March till the 19th. I'm going to be there on the tenth.

When his marriage falters, Marty returns to the once Jewish Brooklyn of his youth, in search of what remains of his childhood. In the apartment where he was born he meets the current tenant, a black man named Joseph who finds solace in recalling the long-dead figures of the past.

The UK premiere of a poignant one-act play from Tony and Academy Award nominated writer Murray Schisgal.

Murray Schisgal had his first Broadway success with Luv, which premiered in 1964 and earned a Tony Award for director Mike Nichols. He co-wrote the screenplay for Tootsie, which starred Dustin Hoffman and received numerous awards including a Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture.

The Senior Blues

2011-02-15T02:17:00.001-08:00

Clair Chapwell, who last had a reading at P-P a good two or three years ago, has been busy. She's got a movie out, written and directed by her own good self. It's called The Senior Blues, and gets its world premier on Monday 28th at the Drill Hall at 7.30. Okay, that's a clash with our own reading, but it would be remiss of me not to mention it. Maybe we can all catch it when it comes out on DVD.

Troyboys

2011-02-10T02:10:00.000-08:00

So what do you fancy for Valentine's night? A quiet candle lit dinner, staring dewy-eyed into your loved one? Or an evening of high drama at Player Playwrights? Why not do both.

We all know and revere Bill Gordon for his contributions to the PP competitions and the occasional co-written sitcom with Peter Vincent, but he does occasionally branch out to other, more traditional, areas, like the good old fashioned stage play, and on Monday we're getting TROYBOYS. It's the wooden horse version, not the computer virus. The play may seem vaguely familiar to long time members of PP as an earlier version was read about ten years ago, but that was before my time.

It's only forty minutes long, so you'll still have time to get home with a bunch of dandelions dug up from the neighbour's lawn. At any rate, it's bound to be better than this monstrosity. The trailer's only three minutes, and even that's boring.

Tim Gambrell - The Actor

2011-02-10T02:05:00.001-08:00

If you click on rhubba.com you will find yourself staring at the delightful visage owned by a certain Tim Gambrell. If you click on the face, and we've all wanted to do that at some stage or other, you will then be taken to a series of sketches. Click on The Actor and you can hear the great man performing. He didn't write it, but hey, it's still funny.

4Play

2011-02-08T01:01:00.000-08:00

In 2003 4PLAY by Eddie Coleman received its first production. But you can't keep a good play down, and it's long-awaited first London revival is about to hit the boards. Directed by Charles Doyle it's being done at South London Theatre, from Tuesday 15th to Saturday 19th February 2011.

"What would you do for love? Pretend, Manipulate, Sacrifice, Protect, Lie, Cheat, Kill..."
Eddie, you will recall, gave us the absurdist comedy "Barbara Finds Happiness a couple of weeks ago, and has a number of productions to his name. Two at least, last year, if I remember rightly. A double bill of Houston, We Have a Problem and Come as UR, and Fox Girl Five. In this one, he explores "the complex world of relationships we all have with our partners, friends, colleagues and even therapists."
2 actors. 8 characters. 1 story. 4PLAY – How far would you go?

Childsplay and The Burning Times

2011-02-08T00:29:00.000-08:00

I trust we are all fully replenished after a good night's rest. But while we sleep others work, and none harder than Helena Thompson who has two pieces of news. Her play Childsplay continues its site specific run til the end of this week. Read about it here and here. And get tickets here.

And that isn't all. At the end of the month there's a production of Helena's 45 min play The Burning Times on Radio 4 at 2.15pm on Friday Feb 25th. It's a "modern gothic drama", is set in a block of flats, and was recorded on location.

Congratulations. I'll set the Humax for it.

Monday 7th

2011-02-03T01:57:00.000-08:00

No P-P this week, I'm afraid. It's a time for quiet contemplation, maybe a little writing too.

Alternatively, you could always watch Dispatches on Channel Four at 8 o'clock, which explores the sordid world of the tabloid newspaper. It's got a voiceover by one of our most distinguished members. But who? Watch, and find out.

Another Actor of the Year

2011-02-03T01:50:00.000-08:00

Jonathan Hansler may have been pipped at the post to the much-garlanded P-P Actor of the Year award by the aforementioned Mr. Prior, but as compensation he has just been awarded the almost as worthwhile Actor of the Year Award by Fringe Report. This strikes me as no mean achievement. Anyone can win an Oscar. You just need a lot of hype from a well-funded company behind you. But winning an award on the fringe, where they are hundreds of productions every year all on a shoestring is harder, I'd say. Well done to Johnny, and long overdue.

Actor of the Year

2011-02-03T01:45:00.000-08:00

Last year the actor of the year at P-P was none other than Chris Prior. Chris, unfortunately, wasn't available to pick up his prize at the Christmas party, as he was lounging around on a well-deserved holiday in Thailand. So far as we know, he's still there. But for those of us missing the great man, here's something he made earlier.

I never knew he could play the piano.

BookLovers Revisited

2011-01-27T00:25:00.000-08:00

Two years ago Kevin Mandry's BookLovers was a tremendous hit, going on to the annual showcase at the Kings Head. Well now, a rather different version will be read shortly. It's on Wed Feb 2, upstairs at the Blue Posts Pub, Rupert St, just off Picadilly Circus, at 7pm. ( Yes, I said 7, much earlier than P-P. ) Costs a couple of quid, but PP stalwarts Phil Philmar and Belinda Blanchard will be reprising their original roles.

See you there!

Competition Play-Off

2011-01-27T00:21:00.001-08:00

It's that time of year again, whereby the winner and runner up from each of last year's three competitions play off against one another in a winner take all play-off. In the early rounds it's all anonymous, but now the gloves are off, the burkas have been revealed, and faces and emotions are exposed for all to see. Who's going to win? Come along on Monday at 7.45 to find out. And remember, who wins, you decide. If it's anything like this, then it'll be something very similar.

UPDATE: And the Winner, just for the record, was Roger Mayhew, with Another Kitchen Sink Drama. Well done to Roger, and all the entrants. I thought they were a very good bunch. And he didn't over-react, like Ms Field above. I think we were all grateful.

Litterpicker

2011-01-19T05:45:00.000-08:00

Phil Philmar has starred in more short films than I've had hot dinners. Check this one out. He doesn't get to speak, but he does do a fancy trick with a milk bottle.

Barbara Finds Happiness

2011-01-19T05:38:00.000-08:00

Remember the absurd theatre of the fifties and sixties? Not just Beckett and Pinter, but Ionesco and N.F. Simpson? Well, bravely following in the footsteps of the latter two comes Eddie Coleman, with his comedy ( there weren't many absurdist tragedies, were there? ) Barbara Finds Happiness.

Eddie usually gives up a more normal, realistic kind of a comedy, so there is a welcome departure. It's a bit like when Bob Dylan went electric. Some will like it, some won't... but hey, that's the literary muse. Who knows where she will take you.

Of course, happiness is a difficult issue. If you don't fancy coming along on Monday at 7.45 you could always stay home and watch this guy. He can make you happy, and make you more money too. One of the good guys.

Danae and the Shower of Gold

2011-01-11T02:18:00.000-08:00

Art lovers among you will no doubt be familiar with the accompanying image, and will therefore be anticipating the first piece of 2011 with particular relish. It's a radio play by new writer Sam Phillips ( and son of P-P stalwart Peter ) and is set among the ruthless go-getters of the London art market.

Accompanying this, is a short film script by P-P regular, Lexy Howe, entitled London.

Come along on January 17th, and enjoy.

A Change to the Programme

2011-01-11T01:56:00.000-08:00

As ever there is a slight change to the programme as originally published, but this time it's a good and uncomplicated one. No switching of pieces, merely an addition, with Michelle Flower coming in to give us a talk on February 28th, which is the same night we get the very latest sitcom from Peter Vincent and Dana Morgan.

Michelle was originally asked to come to the Fringe Panel so ably arranged by John Morrison last September, but had yet to recover from running the Camden Fringe with fellow Etcetera Arms organiser, Zena Barrie. But now she's got her voice back, and will give us the low-down on everything else you wanted to know. I myself had a play on last year, as did Eamon McDonnell, as did Julia Collyer, as did Philippa Tatham, as did Eddie Coleman. The list is endless.

I found it a very exciting, interesting, and most crucially, non-bankrupting exercise, and would encourage anyone with a piece or collection that comes in at under an hour to give it a go. But if you're still doubtful, come along on February 28th to find out all you need to know.

It's going to be longer this year, with more venues. And people are already applying!

Leftovers

2011-01-06T03:02:00.000-08:00

Any nightowls out there wondering what to do on Saturday night could do worse than to pop along to the London Short Film Festival this Saturday, 8th January at the Rio Cinema in Dalston, where our very own Caroline Langston is acting in 'Leftovers'. There are 11 other films being shown as part of a late night 'Dark Shorts' programme, and the fun starts at 11.30pm, with the whole programme running at 88 minutes.

A Morning With Guy Burgess

2011-01-06T02:33:00.001-08:00

A year ago this drama by our Chairman John Morrison was read at P-P. Back then I was predicting great things of it, and so it has come to pass, as it's hitting the stage next week at the Courtyard Theatre, 40 Pitfield Street, Hoxton N1 6EU from January 11 to 30, with performances from Tuesday to Sunday at 7.30 pm. Tickets are £15 and £11 concessions from the Courtyard's website, or by telephone at 0844 477 1000. The theatre has free seating and the bar opens at 7 pm.

Pitfield Street is a five minute walk from Old Street on the Northern Line (take street exit 2 from the tube station). The theatre entrance is on Bowling Green Walk.

Here's some of the blurb:

‘Most people who come here adore the Russians but don’t like the system. I’m the other way round. I think the system is wonderful but the Russians drive me up the bloody wall.’

A summer’s morning, Moscow 1963. As the Soviet Union’s first woman cosmonaut is feted in Red Square, exiled spy Guy Burgess refills his glass and decides that twelve years in the socialist paradise is enough. His liver has reached the point of no return, his Soviet controllers have lost interest in him, and even the prospect of umpiring Donald Maclean’s cricket match no longer appeals. But his dreams of returning to his old haunts in London are interrupted by an unexpected visitor -- who also has a story to tell.....

Written by former Reuters foreign correspondent John Morrison, who was based in Moscow for several years during the 1970s and 1980s, A Morning with Guy Burgess paints a fresh picture of the outrageous life and times of the spy who never really wanted to defect at all, and asks wider questions about the nature of belief, loyalty and betrayal.

This premiere in the Courtyard Theatre’s Main House is directed by Georgian director Dimitry Devdariani ( and a P-P protege ), whose work in the UK includes The Gift by Eamon O'Donnell and Denise O'Leary's Pandora's Boxes in a radio broadcast on Resonance FM, as well as projects with Russian Theatre-studio Alkonost.

A Message from our Chairman

2011-01-02T07:20:00.000-08:00

CELEBRITY NEWS FROM PLAYER-PLAYWRIGHTS

We are now comfortably settled in our new venue, the highly theatrical Phoenix Artists Club in Charing Cross Road. They have made us very much at home, installing soundproofing, a small stage and extra lighting. Our thanks to Maurice and his team for creating such a good atmosphere. Our Monday night entry charge has gone back down to £2 as a result of our change of venue, and we now have Player-Playwrights membership cards available (ask the Treasurer Tony Diggle) which will guarantee entry to the Phoenix at any time.

Our Christmas party, organised by Lynne O’Sullivan, went with a bang, thanks to Tim Gambrell’s melodrama, which warmed the cockles of all our hearts. We were lucky enough to hear songs from Janice Day and Katy Darby. Katy also brought along the highly talented Erica Guyatt to sing a number from Katy’s musical All I Want For Christmas. This was an extra treat for those who didn’t make it to the Jermyn Street Theatre in December to see the show.

Katy also took her share of our annual awards, winning the best writing trophy for Girlfriends, while Peter McKelvey won the best comedy cup for Tipperary. Chris Prior was best actor and Lynne O’Sullivan best actress.

Tim Gambrell’s melodrama The Goodly Dilemma included a chance for the audience to vote on the next twist and turn in the plot – a dangerous mix of democracy and drama. Happily for all of us, it was soon apparent that – just like on TV – the results had been rigged beforehand. Phew!

It was nice to see Napoleon Ryan back on this side of the Atlantic with lots of news of the well-paid dolce vita which is available to British actors in L.A. Sherrill Turner, our other sadly-missed Hollywood exile, tells us she is having a fab time and really loves it, writing, reading and filming.

Christmas saw many of our members out and about performing in London. There’s still time to catch Nicola Hollinshead at the Lion and Unicorn in Camden Town, where A Christmas Carol runs to Saturday 8th January. Fans of Olivia Hill can see her in the final two weeks of A Woman of No Importance at the Greenwich Playhouse.

I hope some of you will find time to visit the Courtyard theatre in Hoxton (Old Street tube) to see my play A Morning With Guy Burgess, directed by P-P member Dimitry Devdariani. It opens on Tuesday January 11th and runs until January 30th.

A very happy 2011 to all our members; we resume on January 17th and I look forward to seeing you all again.

John Morrison

New Year’s Day 2011

New Years Honours

2011-01-02T07:06:00.000-08:00

Back in May Peter Cox came to give us a talk that was very well-received. On January 1st Her Majesty saw fit to appoint Mr. Cox a Member of the British Empire. Are the two events linked? Perhaps not. At any rate, hearty congratulations to Peter. As our Secretary Peter Thompson wrote to him:

"You gave us an excellent talk last May about the importance of re-writing and a willingness to do it intelligently and with a good heart. It is an important message which you could have spent a whole evening on, but you gave us enough examples from your own experience to convince. We all enjoyed it and I hope we are better writers, and possibly better people, for the excellent advice.
You were not properly rewarded by us for the time and effort you put into the talk so we are very pleased that higher authority has seen fit to honour your work for Community Arts with an MBE. Congratulations. It is such an important area of creative artistry [my daughter is engaged in it in Ladbroke Grove] but it receives relatively little public acknowledgement. So well done you for raising the standard: a well deserved and appropriate honour, restoring one's faith in the system".

Well done to PT for writing this, well done for Belinda Blanchard for suggesting PC as a speaker, and well done, most of all, to Peter Cox himself for all his work. He even sent us the basic notes for his talk, long after it was done. I don't think anyone else has ever done this. It's well worth looking at again.

Double the Odds

2010-12-30T09:48:00.000-08:00

We may not return till the 17th of January, but to whet the communal appetitie there is going to be a table read of the above named screenplay on Tuesday 4th January 2011at the Phoenix, with a 7.15pm arrival/7.30pm start time.

It's written by Louise Anne Munro and Sherril Turner. The latter ought to ring a bell, being a P-P legend who is currently living in L.A.

‘Two lookalikes, one a career driven cop, the other, a romantic single mum, are both struggling to deal with the demands of their criminal families. A chance meeting leads to a weekend life swap, which could be the perfect solution.’

There'll be a table read and an informal feedback session. It will also feature another P-P stalwart trying to make it on the mean streets of California, Napoleon Ryan.

And it's free. What more do you want?

Happy New Year!

2010-12-29T05:11:00.000-08:00

Just to confirm, the fun starts again on January 17th, and not the tenth as originally envisaged. And the new programme is up. Okay, we don't have a speaker yet, but when we do you will be the first to know.

Points Mean Prizes

2010-12-20T02:54:00.000-08:00

As the dust settles on another year of productions and prizes, it's time to mull over the Christmas party. As ever, it was a fun-packed party last Monday, with a particularly successful melodrama written by Tim Gambrell, and featured a scene-stealing performance by my good self.

Here is how it worked out:

Best piece of writing went to Katy Darby for Girlfriends, and the Cobb Cup for best comedy went to Peter McKelvey for Tipperary.

Actress of the year was Lynne O'Sullivan. Actor of the year was Chris Prior.

We'll be back on January 17th, a week later than originally scheduled.

And if there is any more news, this is the first place you'll find it. In the mean time, have a good Christmas, have a good new year, and if you can, enjoy the snow.

Another Christmas Carol

2010-12-09T00:46:00.001-08:00

I don't know. You wait all year for a production of Christmas Carol, then along come two at once. Hot on the heals of the version that stars Nicola Hollinshead, we have Matthew Dexter giving his own interpretation. It's a one man show for two nights only, on Monday the 20th and Tuesday the 21st of December, at 7.30 in the Rudolf Steiner Theatre,
35 Park Rd, London NW1 6XT, near Baker Street tube. Here's a teaser.

Last Christmas

2010-12-09T00:35:00.000-08:00

We had a party. And to save us from tears, we're doing it again this year. It starts at 7 on Monday 13th DECEMBER.

At 7.45 there shall be a Cabaret featuring:

‘Condiments of the Season’ by Carrie Cohen

‘Janice Day’ and her uke

‘Herschey and Patrick’s Unusual Christmas’ by Debbie Maya

‘All I Want For Christmas’ – Katy Darby ( a song rather than the entire show, I imagine ).

Then at 8.30pm there is the Player-Playwrights Awards presentation.

And then at 9pm instead of the pantomime, we have the P-P melodrama, written by Tim Gambrell, entitled ‘The Goodly Dilemma’.

Apparently I am in it, making my stage debut. Better rush, got to go and learn my lines.

There is no charge for admission, food or entertainment, but you'll have to buy your own drink.

It's even possible there shall be some drunken carousing. And singing? Well, one thing can be certain. It's bound to be better than this travesty.

A Woman of No Importance

2010-12-09T00:13:00.000-08:00

Not an accusation one would make of Olivia Hill, who is about to go on stage in the latest production of the Oscar Wilde drama. It's showing from 14th December 2010 – 16th January 2011, at the Greenwich Playhouse.
Further details here.

A Christmas Carol

2010-12-03T05:56:00.000-08:00

For those with an eye for these things, many of you may have noticed that it's been a bit chilly lately. That's because Christmas is a-coming. And what better way to spend it, than watching Nicola Hollinshead perform in a cast of thousands in a revival of "A Christmas Carol" at the Lion and Unicorn in Kentish Town. It previews on 7th & 8th of December, with the Press Night on Thursday 9th. It's a long run too, into January, ending on Saturday 8th January. Fun starts at 7.30, and there are weekend matiness at 3.

Here's the blurb:

"There is an Ebenezer Scrooge in each of us; it is the lonely part of ourselves that hasn't yet learnt that love is a thing to share not own. We have been living too long in a credit Scrooged world and this current, global melt down is the consequence of our Ebenezer greed.

Using the classic words of Charles Dickens and underscored with traditional and new, original carols, 22 actors tell an unforgettable story in a way that you've never seen before; experience this new CHRISTMAS CAROL and be redeemed…forever".

UPDATE: The reviews are universally positive.

Here's the Ham and High:

"This is bound to be the hit of the Christmas season".

Broadway World:

"It is theatre at its simplest. And it is simply brilliant".

The Islington Gazette:

"Even the most jaded Scrooges will be charmed by the energetic retelling of this old yuletide yarn".

The British Theatre Guide:

"Your critics see an awful lot of Christmas Carols - and some of them are truly awful. This is one of the best taking a fresh and invigorating approach to telling the well-loved story".

Egress

2010-12-02T06:54:00.000-08:00

Anyone with a programme sent out in September could be forgiven for thinking that we had a piece by Sam South coming up on December 6th. Unfortunately, that piece has been postponed, but I am happy to say that a worthy replacement has been found, in the shape of Egress by Stephen Dinsdale.

This is quite a coup for us. Stephen experienced a spectacular success when his one and only stage play Anorak of Fire was a hit at the Edinburgh Fringe back in the Nineties. It's been touring the world and elsewhere ever since. It's constantly being revived, has always been in print, and there was even a film. No doubt somebody somewhere once made tee-shirts and coffee mugs. Indeed, I think it's fair to say that Anorak was probably the most successful one act play... ever. Since then, though... nothing. Writer's block? Or just one long extended cruise? Either way, it's a long-awaited return.

The last two years the final script of the year went on win the Cobb Cup. Can it happen three years' running? Come along on Monday and find out.

Decline and Fall

2010-12-01T03:57:00.000-08:00

Latest news from Johnny Hansler is that he's starring in the first ever stage production of the Evelyn Waugh novel, Decline and Fall at the Old Red Lion. It had its first night last night, and runs into the new year - January 29th being its last performance. With Johnny is a former Dr. Who. But which?

Here's a clue.

All Everyone Wants for Christmas

2010-12-01T03:39:00.001-08:00

Katy and Luke's musical goes from strenght to strength. Hot on the heals of John Morrison's rave comes Francis Beckett's:

"All the musicals that make their promoters millions ARE inconsequential rubbish, because the West End is so risk-averse. Why do something good when Cats will still pack them in?

But at the tiny Jermyn Street Theatre near Piccadilly Circus there's a musical, whose tunes are just as catchy, whose dialogue is as much fun, whose girls are as pretty but twice as interesting, whose plot zips along as fast as any blockbuster, and whose dialogue is wittier; and yet which manages to be intelligent, and to say something interesting. And which has a twist at the end which suddenly turns it into something far bleaker and blacker and makes you think, yet still has you leaving the theatre with a song in your heart.

I'm talking about All I Want for Christmas by Katy Darby and Luke Bateman, and I urge you to get along to see it. You haven't got long. Unlike the rubbish, it won't be there forever".

Okay, let's declare an interest. They both know Katy, and they are both journalists who have written for the Guardian. The latter is a particularly damaging fact when it comes to anybody's credibility. However, here are some critiques from people who are perhaps more objective:

IndieLondon,UK Theatre Web, What's On Stage,
The National Student, and Broadway Baby.

Most of us would kill for reviews like them. Many of us have.

About Xmas & Unrestricted Visits

2010-11-25T01:37:00.000-08:00

November 29th brings us a double bill by newbie writer Carolyn Eden. No, not that Carolyn Eden, this Carolyn Eden.

"Carolyn Eden hates writing. Worse than writing is editing. Worse than writing, editing and cutting is, of course, not writing. She quit smoking on 5th October 2005. Her current hobbies are eating and dieting",
we are told. She is also known as, as an actress, Carrie Cohen. Anyway, I've read both pieces. They're shortish radio plays, both coming in at about half an hour, and I have to say they're rather good. Well, I don't have to say it, but I'll say it anyway. Because they are.

Come along on Monday, and see if you agree.